salvagingsarah:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

(Source: booasaur)

graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of

graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up

on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.

graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro

montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?

graham: yes

graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.

petra: we're half through voting now

graham: oh that's depressing

estonia: shows up

graham: is he standing outside a prison?

albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!

graham: better than you

albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--

graham: you should leave

eric: i'll help you to the bathroom

graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start

germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!

graham: speak for yourself

dude: breathes

graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up

petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!

graham: god, please, no

denmark: winning

graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!

voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk

graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now

graham: oh flowers now, marvellous

graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

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12points-to-loreen:

19.05 - Loreen. My heart is refusing me ESC 2013, Wonk

(Source: loreen2012)

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20

Me: What

person: he can't die he's the main character!

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tumblr: well you must be new

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mrsweasley:

I Feed You My Love - Margaret Berger
(Eurovision 2013 | Norway)

arkenstoners:

the year is 2306, a man searches through the ruins of a lost civilization. he spots something out of the corner of his eye. it’s a usb stick, containing only one file. the man opens it and the sounds of music start filling the air. alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free.